Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!
Dear Honeydarlsh,
I love you because you are the ying to my yang..or maybe I just wanna ying your yang. You are so incredibly beautiful. I was thinking we should try viagra or buy a whip and thought you would kill me for suggesting it. So I'm burning all my bra's, hoping you don't think I'm insane.
I would really like to listen to a bashful rude dugong listen to a melon love to plant a chilli and name it after you.
I'm prepared to take my own life for neglecting to put the toilet seat down. I was apoplectic, and thought it would take care of itself.
So I'm sitting in the dark, waiting to die, hoping you don't put me in The Doghouse. Sometimes I just behave poorly. I just want you to know that if I could only be with you always, I'd spit on a guilty shoelace. While I'm writing this I got so emotional I had to make soup out of a handgun.
Please keep smilin.
love, the enonest man alive
xMunicipally Wastedx
Him
A Person.
A typical nobody.
Seeks solace in music.
Current Music
Farewell To the Bright Side by Dont Look Back(Fra)