i'm now all alone at the house. stepmom's at her daughter's crib for 1 week and i'll b surviving on eggs, rice and soya sauce. orite watever la. movin on.. today was ok. me watch is as fit as a rhino thx to dr fix-it-all. paid attention to the lectures and i realised tat i'm not tat dumb afta all. lunchies with wak kangol and boy botak then lab. finished early then spent some couple time together with darlsh. realised tat her cousin's bf is such a..i respect her cousin's will to be strong in this kind of relationship. darlsh keeps saying tat my veins look like leaves and tat i'm edible. weird. heheh. lov my mrs isaac. or isit mrs ako? or mrs cena? akekekekekek..
i hav a fairy tale to share. it's about the adventures of this boy hu wanted to shave his hair. kinda happy ar the ending. omost brought me to tears.
once upon a time, in a land far, far, away, ther lived a boy by the name of azhar. he was very charming, handsome and hot. one night, azar was all alone. he had nuth to do and so he flicked on his lighter. then suddenly he said "i tink i will look mor handsome if i shave my hair."
and so he searches far and wide for best shaverers but in the end he can't found one. dissapointed, he seeks help from the fairy godmothers, mrs snorty and zulpeepee.
"don worry peanut, we will help u," they consoled. and with a slight flick of their magic wands, poof!! two figures appeared in front of azhar's eyes. "hi my name is afro thunder but u can kol me abu for short." "and this is my aprentice. u can kol him afiqa", abu continued. "hii..u can kol me iqa can oredi,"afiqa said while seducingly winked at azar.
abu examined azhar's hair and said, "i can shave ur hair but the problem is tat ur hair is already balding. might as well leave it as it is." "no! no! i wan my hair shaved!" azhar whined, like a spoilt brat. "tell u wat, i giv u time to tink" abu continued. "here is my card. if ure sure abt this, shaven head is just a hair strand away."
the next day was at the beach eating a ham bun, thinking. "if i shave my hair, then how bout the trip to yum nam and beijing 101? on the other hand, if my hair is shaved, i bet chicks will go gaga over me cos i'll b like another brad pitt! yea think i'll shave it!"
so he followed wat abu said to him the day b4 and within a few secs, he was teleported to a special latrine with both afiqa and abu present, ready to shaverise."ready azhar?", abu said. azhar nodded willingly. zzzreett,zzreett the machine goes thinning off every strand of azhar's hair.
"how does its feels havin a machine shaving ur head?" abu questioned? "ermm nothing..." azhar replied when in reality he was starting to feel horny from the seductive sound tats coming out of the machine.
finally it was over. azar looked at the mirror and is greeted by a brad pittish looking bastard. "mann i'm sexy.." he thought to himself. afiqa, who was looking at azhar all this while felt his weenie getting hard.
"thx abu, this wouldn have happen if u didn help me!" azar gratefully said. "what are shaverers for" abu replied, still hoping tat he will clinch back the title of the world's bushiest pubics. and azhar lived hapily ever after....
xMunicipally Wastedx
Him
A Person.
A typical nobody.
Seeks solace in music.
Current Music
Farewell To the Bright Side by Dont Look Back(Fra)
